Condoms!

This is going to be a short one.

Looks like the Pope's message to Africa is that condoms have nothing to do with preventing HIV/AIDS. Not only that, but they actually increase the chances of spreading the epidemic.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7947460.stm

I don't know how Mr. Ratzinger has been using condoms lately, but someone has to tell him two important things:

1. Remove the condom from the package before putting it on your erect penis.

2. Do not, I repeat, do not reuse it.

But seriously, if anyone has an idea for an effective, grass-roots campaign, something like a million people sending the Vatican envelopes with condoms in them from around the world, please let me know ASAP.